Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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