Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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my god I love twenty year old dicks
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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