My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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