so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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