the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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