someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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