That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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