she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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