She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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