woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I wear drunk well.
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