if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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