All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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