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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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