Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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