if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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