I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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