This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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