I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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