I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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