Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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