Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
