Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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