people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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