The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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