Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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