So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
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Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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