check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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