she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm way too hungover for life right now
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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