We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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