So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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