I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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