I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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