there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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