I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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