see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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