I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off