we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
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I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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