I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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