glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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