Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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