Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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