im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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