So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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