Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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