i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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