i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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