Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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