He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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