we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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