I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
wow bdsm is so cute
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