yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
These tits shall not be calmed
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