OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize