I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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