I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
she pinky promised me she was 18
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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