wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
handjob tips. give me some.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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